New tape "Serious Power Hour" available to buy

I just woke up in a pool of blood and vomit cuz I partied so hard last night. We were partying because the new WMNU tape is out. I turned it up so loud that all the windows in my house smashed. Just like that. Blah blah blah. Wak wik wak crack. I shotgunned a couple of cold ones to celebrate this achievement. Then I turned it up so loud that my neighbours were instantly and brutally killed. Oooh. They heard the song WILD 5 and it sonic-tunnelled right through their puny chests, lashed its way into their weak skulls and then, as a final insult, they shat themselves as their brains exploded. Bummer for them, I guess, but not for me. I was partying last night. Now it's time for you to party too.

Visit the WMNU bandcamp at http://workinmannoiseunit.bandcamp.com. Buy the tape. Go to the shop and buy some beers. Sit by the door until the tape drops through your letterbox. Don't move from your position, whatever you do. Take some speed, insert a catheter, whatever you need to do. Be ready for that moment when that package falls into your outstretched hands.

All of a sudden it arrives. You can barely believe it's here, you've been waiting so desperately for it. Rip the package open and run to your stereo. Blow the dust off that tape deck, stick that dirty orange cassette in and turn the volume up. Then turn the volume up again. Make sure that dial is turned to maximum. Don't cheat yourself out of the full experience, we're making history here. Your hands are shaking, your breathing is heavy. Take a moment to compose yourself. Now press play. Oh wait, turns out the music sucks! After all that fuss as well...

Energy,
WMNU

p.s. order the fucking tape.